Xander and the Wind
Xander and the wind did not get along. Every time he had a balloon, it flew away. Every time he had an umbrella, it flipped inside-out. Every time he blew soap bubbles, they got in his eyes. Xander knew he had to learn to get along with the wind... but how?
On windy days, Xander stayed inside.
His house was made of brick for a reason.
But he knew the wind was watching him through the window. It was waiting for him.
He couldn't hide forever.