The Al Dente Code
Originally, I wanted to post my Pastafarian parody of Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code" in honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day, but then I chickened out because it was too silly.
Then I stupidly mentioned the fact that I was not doing what I wanted to do, and felt even dumber than usual. So I went through the book (as rough as it was) and started cutting out things that were stupid. In the end, I only have 56 pages left, or really just the first third of the book.
All the same, it has pirates, faith, and Germans, and you may find it interesting.
Or really, really sad.
I dunno if I'll ever finish it, but at least you got to see it before I burned all copies!