Topic Tag Returns

When we last saw our heroes, Topic Tag Tuesday was a fun and rewarding experience that made lots of people happy. Then 1889 Labs really picked up steam, cars crashed into people, and life got confusing. It's been about ten years since the last TTT — and it's time to restart, I think.

Starting today, we're doing a new round of Topic Tag Tuesday, wherein a lucky victim gets to choose keywords that I will turn into a story, and then they nominate the next victim for the following Tuesday. It exercises my brain, exercises your gag reflex, and everyone ends up hoping it'll be Wednesday sooner.

Let's get things started off with the very strange story Top of the Heap, inspired by the ever-awesome Carleigh.