OK, I know what you’re thinking: why become a patron? Do I get a special pin or something? An honorary title? A chicken named George?
The answer, I’m afraid, is YES! TO EVERYTHING! Except those three things.
What you DO get is:
Granted, you don’t NEED to become a patron, and I aim to make your life enjoyable regardless, but if you’re so inclined, it’s basically the cost of two cups of Starbucks for a full year of fun. It doesn’t get much better than that. Just ask George. Poor, lonely George.